Oil

January 17, 2016

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OPEC Announces Oil Prices Now Set Daily Horoscope

“Scorpio season = bullish energy,” cartel confirms. Stars Over Supply Chains In a decision that stunned economists and delighted astrologers, the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) announced it will now set global oil prices based on daily horoscopes rather than traditional supply-and-demand models. The announcement came during a press conference in Vienna, where […]

Oil

March 19, 2015

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OPEC Introduces Loyalty Card for Frequent Oil Buyers

Every tenth barrel is free with a premium membership. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst Pumping Up Customer Loyalty In a surprising move blending global economics with supermarket marketing, the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries unveiled a loyalty program for frequent oil buyers. Dubbed OPEC Rewards, the scheme promises that after every nine […]