Lisbon News
November 24, 2025
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Local Teens Claim to Predict Bitcoin Using Astrology

In a surprising trend emerging across Lisbon and several neartowns, groups of tech savvy teens are claiming they can predict Bitcoin movements using astrology. What started as a playful experiment among friends has grown into a wider hobby, attracting curious students, amateur crypto fans and even a few skeptical adults. The teens mix star charts […]

Lisbon News
November 21, 2025
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Crypto Traders Blame Bad Trades on Planetary Misalignment

A new trend is sweeping through Lisbon’s trading circles as crypto traders begin blaming their worst decisions on something far beyond market volatility: planetary misalignment. According to the community’s latest running joke, Mercury retrograde, lunar wobbles, and mysterious cosmic energies are now the official culprits behind everything from poorly timed buys to disastrous exits. What […]