Tech & AI
February 13, 2022
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Inflation Blamed on Too Many Astrology Apps Predicting Retrogrades

Economists argue Mercury, not supply chains, is behind rising food prices. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst A Celestial Explanation for Rising Costs For years, economists have pointed to supply chain bottlenecks, wage pressures, and energy shocks as the root causes of global inflation. But a controversial new study has turned that narrative upside […]

Cost of Living
February 12, 2022
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Dollar Store Accidentally Rebrands as Hundred-Dollar Store

Branding mix-up sparks panic among bargain hunters. A Rebrand Gone Wrong Shoppers across America were left in shock this week after a national chain of dollar stores accidentally rebranded itself as the “Hundred-Dollar Store.” The mistake occurred during a routine marketing update when a misplaced zero turned a budget-friendly brand into a luxury retailer overnight. […]

Culture & Memes
February 12, 2022
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Canada Rebrands GDP as “Gross Donut Production”

Policymakers argue that sugar output is the real driver of prosperity. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst A Sweet Shift in Economic Thinking In a bold departure from conventional economics, the Canadian government has announced it will replace Gross Domestic Product with a new measure called Gross Donut Production. Officials argue that traditional GDP […]

Markets
August 14, 2021
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ECB Accidentally Sets Interest Rates Using TikTok Poll

Eurozone shocked as “lower plz ” wins 68% of votes. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst A Social Media Blunder The European Central Bank found itself in the middle of an unprecedented controversy this week after mistakenly linking its official monetary policy survey to TikTok’s polling feature. Instead of consulting economists, bankers, and data […]

Markets
July 02, 2021
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Economists Predict Next Recession Will Be Caused Coffee Shortages

Productivity collapses as caffeine prices soar. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst Brewing Trouble A new economic forecast has left citizens jittery. Analysts predict that the next global recession will not be caused oil shocks, housing bubbles, or pandemics but an impending coffee shortage. The crisis, they argue, could devastate productivity as millions struggle […]

World
May 12, 2021
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World Economic Forum Panels Replaced With Escape Room Challenges

Billionaires must solve puzzles to unlock trade policy. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst Breaking From Tradition The World Economic Forum (WEF) stunned participants this year replacing its usual panels and keynote speeches with a series of escape room challenges. Instead of sitting on stage discussing inequality and trade, billionaires and world leaders were […]

Markets
May 06, 2021
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IMF Rebrands Itself as a Wellness App

Nations asked to track debt alongside daily steps. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst A Healthier Future for Finance In an unexpected rebranding effort, the International Monetary Fund announced this week that it will relaunch as a global wellness app. The organization, long known for its spreadsheets and austerity measures, now markets itself as […]

Cost of Living
March 02, 2021
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Inflation Hits Sandwich Shops as Lettuce Becomes a Luxury Item

Economists warn BLTs may soon require credit checks. The Price of a Leafy Crunch Across the globe, sandwich shops are sounding the alarm as the humble lettuce has transformed into one of the priciest items on the menu. What was once a cheap garnish has become so expensive that customers are being asked if they […]

Markets, World
April 12, 2019
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Banks Offer Layaway Plans for Instant Noodles as Food Prices Spike

Credit scores are now tied to ramen consumption. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst Noodles on Credit As inflation drives food costs higher, banks have unveiled an unusual solution: layaway plans for instant noodles. Customers can now spread payments for ramen over six months, with interest rates depending on credit scores. One bank ad […]

Cost of Living
March 13, 2019
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Millennials Start Renting Socks as Housing Becomes Unaffordable

Subscription model extends from streaming to footwear. A Strange New Market As housing prices soar beyond the reach of younger generations, millennials are embracing a new trend: renting socks. What started as a quirky subscription service has evolved into a booming industry where customers pay monthly fees for access to fresh pairs of socks without […]