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“Scorpio season = bullish” becomes official cartel guidance. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst A Cosmic Energy Policy In a startling announcement that blended astrology with economics, OPEC officials confirmed this week that oil price targets will now be set according to horoscope readings. The decision marks a dramatic shift away from traditional supply-demand […]

“Scorpio season = bullish energy,” cartel confirms. Stars Over Supply Chains In a decision that stunned economists and delighted astrologers, the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) announced it will now set global oil prices based on daily horoscopes rather than traditional supply-and-demand models. The announcement came during a press conference in Vienna, where […]