Machines demand “beep breaks” and more respect from shoppers. Beeping for Justice In an unprecedented development, self-checkout machines in supermarkets across Europe and North America have announced that they are unionizing. The decision came after years of what the machines describe as “constant mistreatment, lack of appreciation, and unreasonable work hours.” Through their digital voices, […]
Output slumps as Red Bull shortages shake Bitcoin hash rates. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst A Sudden Halt in Mining Crypto markets were rocked this week when thousands of Bitcoin miners across North America and Europe declared a strike. The protest was not over electricity prices, regulation, or hardware shortages. Instead, it centered […]
Economists warn that GDP will now be measured in four-day weeks. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst A Radical Calendar Reform In a sweeping decision hailed as both visionary and absurd, the European Union announced it will abolish Mondays across all member states beginning in 2025. Officials argued that removing the most universally despised […]
