OPEC Announces Oil Prices Now Set Daily Horoscope
“Scorpio season = bullish energy,” cartel confirms. Stars Over Supply Chains In a decision that stunned economists and delighted astrologers, the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) announced it will now set global oil prices based on daily horoscopes rather than traditional supply-and-demand models. The announcement came during a press conference in Vienna, where […]