Tech & AI
March 12, 2019
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Wall Street Banks Replace Risk Models With Magic 8-Balls

Traders say “Outlook Good” beats spreadsheets. A New Era of Risk Management Wall Street’s top banks have officially ditched their complex risk models in favor of a simpler, more tactile tool: the Magic 8-Ball. According to leaked memos, Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan, and Morgan Stanley are now asking their traders to shake plastic fortune balls before […]