Global leaders split on whether kids should lead the recovery. Emily Carter | Macro & Digital Economy Analyst Contact: emily@lesbontelegraph.com The Big Announcement The United States Federal Reserve shocked global markets this week unveiling its newest stimulus program. Instead of the usual trillion-dollar bond-buying spree or complex quantitative easing, the Fed declared that all stimulus […]
Thousands invest after Mercury goes into retrograde. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst A Cosmic Revelation The crypto world is no stranger to bold predictions, but this week, one influencer took market forecasting to the stars literally. Known to his millions of followers as “AstroDegen,” the self-styled financial astrologer announced that Bitcoin and altcoin […]
Markets react as cost of laughter rises faster than cost of living. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst The Old Metric Retired For decades, the Consumer Price Index (CPI) was the gold standard for tracking inflation across the globe. But in an unprecedented announcement this week, economists from the International Bureau of Statistics confirmed […]
The price of brunch is now the official measure of economic pain. Alexandra Chen | Stablecoin & Regulation Analyst A New Economic Yardstick In a move that reflects the cultural power of brunch, economists announced that inflation metrics will now include the Avocado Toast Index. The index tracks the rising cost of café-style avocado toast […]
